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True Stories
This page is about all the true stories and things about our lives. Some of it is funny and most of it is sad. So we hope you enjoy the stories of our lives. We did cause we lived it all. More still to come.

~ Little Seamon Demon~ By: Jeremy
the true story about little seamon demon
:::: one day JP Karl and Jeremy were walking in the mountains behind this girls house JP said u have to come up on the mountain with me so me and Karl was like what ever OK, JP, took us all the way to the top and he was like just get naked and he ripped all of his cloths of and just started to run all over the mountain and me and Karl were like what are u doing but we didn't know that in JP's earlier childhood he was raised by a pack of wolfs in these mountains and he said it makes him feel content with himself cause it was a mating richowell that him and his family did so now when were at his house and he running around naked howling like a wolf and trying to hump us we know that its just because he was raised in the mountains by a pack of wolfs so now we just act like its normal now that we know the truth about JP's forgotten child hood we know now when he does that run around naked howling its because that's how he got laid by the other wolfs when he was a little child in the pack of wolfs they called him little seamon demon ! ! the end
~Early 1800's~ By: Jp


OK well me and Jeremy were walking in the deep forest in Scotland and like 20 minutes into the deep forest my shorts got ripped off and i looked and Jeremy and he was whistling and i said hey why did you take my pants off! and he was like o baby and i was like dude give them back and he was like no i really don't have them and i was like OK whatever I'll just keep walking in my glitter pink thong. so like a half hour later my shirt comes off and he was like o man i saw that it came right off your back and i was like hey yea he is over there so who did it? and then like we past by this unicorn and he said be where of the clothes stealing elves and we were like oo that's what this is. so then like maybe about an hour later Jeremy's shirt came off and he was like o baby and looked at me and i was like no no remember the elf and he was like oo yea and he got sad so then like maybe 15 minutes later his pants came off and like nothing was on under there and he was like o free at last i thought you would never do that JP and i was like the little guys and he said o yea well this dragon walked by and he stopped and looked at his and he just started laughing and he was like haha that is really the smallest thing i have ever seen and he was like ha its smaller than an ant and i laughed at him to so then every one it the forest heard us laughing at him so they all rushed to see a naked guy with a small penis and like everyone in Scotland was there and it was like a naked guy with a smally so yea then like 5 minutes later it grew an inch so everyone in Scotland got really sad cuz it was bigger than theirs. that is my story of my day in the woods
~Hatt~ By: Jeremy and JP
how Karl got his last name hatt:
jeremy and JP and Karl were out one day in front of JPs garage me and JP had hats on Karl keep looking well staring at us like we were fresh meat we were all like what are u doing he was like drooling then he was like nice hat and we were like yea thanx and then a guy rides by on his bike wearing a hat then out of no where Karl chases after him like a dog and jumps on him by that time when they meet up they were in the guys driveway and Karl is all over him but Karl had a plan he was gonna rape the guy then after take his hat because what no one knew was that Karl steels hats so..they went into the guys bedroom and Karl started to do "it"then when they were done and the guy was left their tied up Karl took the guys hat and ran back. Karl was so fast at the raping and taking the hat that people didn't even know they got raped just after wards their butt hurt that's how they knew it was the Karl hatt. we were like why are u all sweaty and he never told us by the end of the day we realized are hats were missing and then JP was all like my butt hurts and i was like mine to then we realized that we just been Karl hatted we were very sad Karl came up to us and after that he was normal but we know the real side to him and now we don't where hats around him so that's how Karl got his last name "hatt"
.......the end be awar